we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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