How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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