you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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