awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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