I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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