He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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