a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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