Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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