I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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