Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Randomize
