Yo dont text me then not text me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I am available for nakedness
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