talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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