I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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