Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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