Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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