Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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