i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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