I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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