she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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