I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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