To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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