I need help removing her.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
