Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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