We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
There r osticjed everywhere
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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