Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
