pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
