Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
