Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
