Dual....:-)
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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