Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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