Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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