I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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