If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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