Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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