dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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