i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I am mentally ready for anal.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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