butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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