Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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