a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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