meet me or not, i'm out of control
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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