Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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