So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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