I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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