i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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