her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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