I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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