So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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