Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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