Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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