all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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